Zoomed out while taking a picture of my Christmas tree
[ CHRISTMAS INTENSIFIES ]
I’m Arya. From House Stark.
Put this screencap on my tombstone
my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
next time someone tells you Muslim countries oppress women, let them know Pakistan, Bangladesh, Indonesia, Turkey, Kosovo, Kyrgyzstan, and Senegal have all had female Presidents or Prime Ministers and 1/3rd of Egypt’s parliament is female but the US has yet to even have a female vice president and can’t say “vagina” when discussing female reproductive rights
the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”
my type of public transportation
“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”
I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.
I would rather have my taxes go to every single ‘welfare queen’ in the united states twice over than to drone programs and corporate subsidies.
i hate people who glorify winter there is nothing fun and cute about winter you fuckin wake up and ya piss is frozen in ya dick is that what you want you hot chocolate loving fuck
*[male presence intensifies]*
it’s officially the coldest it’s been in eugene since 1972 or something. And the second coldest it has EVER BEEN. we are unprepared for this cold.
the snow was fun but now i don’t want to get out of bed to walk to work.